when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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