if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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