You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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