OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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