he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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