Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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