Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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