I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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