Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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