You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
NoShamevember. You game?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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