go do what you do best...puke behind churches
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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