Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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