I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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