So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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