So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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