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say what?
wanna hang out?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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