I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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