that's an acceptable place to lick
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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