Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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