i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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