I'm going to jail i love you
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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