I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'm having to shit out rocks
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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