Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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