It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
