you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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