I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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