whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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