Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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