Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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