We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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