i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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