So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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