why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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