Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sorry about my life...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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