Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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