The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
how drunk are you?
Several
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
