i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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