Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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