Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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