My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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