I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
