next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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