; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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