Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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