Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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