JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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