We won't sleep together?
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It's Friday. Sex?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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