hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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