His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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