do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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