there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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