I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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